Galaxy-renowned toymaker, Dr. Fool, has lost control of his latest inventions. If the current malfunctions continue at the existing rate, we expect containment to be lost at 12AM PDT, April 1st. Dr. Fool is known to have toy creation laboratories on Tatooine, Naboo, Lok, Corellia, and Endor. Citizens on those planets should be extra cautious and never attempt to approach these renegade toys alone. Citizens brave (or stupid) enough may attempt to disable these toys for recall at their own risk.
The good news is that, even if any of the inventions breach containment, they are expected to run out of power in 24 hours.
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