"We at BMW feel that members of our UK operation could benefit from knowing certain auto terminology used by your German counterparts. This should avoid embarrassment at our inter-departmental meetings.?"
INDICATORS: Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken
SPEEDOMETER: Der Egobooster
PUNCTURE: Die Phatte mit Bludyfu*ken
LEARNER: Die Tw*ten mit Elplatt
ESTATE CAR: Die Bagsromm fur Shagginkinauto
WINDSCREEN WIPER: Die flippenflappenschittenspredden
FOOTBRAKE: Der Edbangenonvindskreenstoppenquik
BREATHALYSER: Die Puffintem fur Pistenarsen
SEATBELT: Der Klunkenklicken Frauleintrapper
FOG WARNING: Die Puttenfutdownen Fukit
HIGHWAY CODE: Der Wipen fur Arsen
TYRES: Phlattfarts
TRAFFIC JAM: Der Bluddinfukkindamnundblasten
BACKFIRE: Der Lowdenbangen mekkenme Fu*kenjumpen
JUGGERNAUT: Der Fukkengret trucken
ACCIDENT: Der Bleedinmess
NEAR ACCIDENT: Der Fu*ken neer schittenselfen
CYCLIST: Pedalpushen pilloken
REAR VIEW MIRROR: Der Yokhunter TooKlosen
-- Edited by audiem on Saturday 20th of February 2010 01:44:34 AM
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