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alastrina


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TOP TEN Excuses - If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk At Work:
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10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 excuse to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.
1. " ...... AMEN!"

-- Edited by alastrina at 23:37, 2006-05-13

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Jibblett


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hehe, I have used at least 3 of those

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Antiara Elfwood


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*Starts writing them up in her hand* Thank you, IŽll use them as good as I can.. Once I get a job with a desk and computer in front of me that is.

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hehe well u could always use those excuse's at college to anti

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hehe nice. Now my Boss cant in trouble with me anymore

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STARKSET wrote:
hehe well u could always use those excuse's at college to anti


I second this.. nothing makes you feel better than a little sleep in class, and if you have an excuse.. its even better.

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Antiara Elfwood


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True, true... IŽll keep it in mind at the math classes.

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