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Onion

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The Romizzi Dynasty


It seems theres something in the water.
 Mrs Romi is with egg and we should expect a hatchling approx October 22nd.
I'll post some pics when it finally arrives :D



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Wielder of the sunglasses

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grats :P

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Hmm seems devon and gyd started a trend!! this is nuts biggrin.gif

Congrats Rom

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nice one mate biggrin

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Woohooo! cool matey

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they are gonna expand and take over the world!
fear the lizards! :D

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Starky's cool name when he comes up with one

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Hehe congrat's Rom biggrin.gif

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How To Know Whether You Are Ready To Have Kids Or Not

MESS TEST

Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind
the couch and leave it there all summer.

TOY TEST

Obtain a 55-gallon box of Legos (or you may substitute roofing tacks).
Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to
walk to the bathroom or kitchen. Do not scream because this would wake a
child at night.

GROCERY STORE TEST

Borrow one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with you as
you shop. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or
damage.

DRESSING TEST

Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff into a small net bag making
sure that all the arms stay inside.

FEEDING TEST

Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill halfway with water. Suspend from the
ceiling with a cord. Start the jug swinging. Try to insert spoonfuls of
soggy cereal into the mouth of the jug, while pretending to be an
airplane. Now dump the contents of the jug on the floor.

NIGHT TEST

Prepare by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill it with 8-12 pounds of
sand. Soak it thoroughly in water. At 3:00p.m., begin to waltz and hum
with the bag until 9:00p.m. Lay down your bag and set your alarm for
10:00p.m.Get up, pick up your bag, and sing every song you have ever
heard. Make up about a dozen more and sing these too until 4:00a.m. Set
alarm for 5:00a.m. Get up and make breakfast. Keep this up for 5 years.
Look cheerful.

INGENUITY TEST

Take an egg carton. Using a pair of scissors and pot of paint, turn it
into an alligator. Now take a toilet paper tube and turn it into an
attractive Christmas candle. Use only scotch tape and a piece of foil.
Last, take a milk carton, a ping-pong ball, and an empty box of Cocoa
Puffs. Make an exact replica of the Eiffel Tower.

AUTOMOBILE TEST

Forget the BMW and buy a station wagon. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and
put it in the glove compartment. Leave it there. Get a dime. Stick it into
the cassette player. Take a family size package of chocolate chip cookies.
Mash them into the back seat. Run a garden rake along both sides of the
car. There, perfect.

PHYSICAL TEST (Women)

Obtain a large beanbag chair and attach it to the front of your clothes.
Leave it there for 9 months. Now remove 10 of the beans. And try not to
notice your closet full of clothes. You won't be wearing them for a while.

PHYSICAL TEST (Men)

Go to the nearest drug store. Set your wallet on the counter. Ask the
clerk to help himself. Now proceed to the nearest food store. Go to the
head office and arrange for your paycheck to be directly deposited to the
store. Purchase a newspaper. Go home and read it quietly for the last
time.

FINAL ASSIGNMENT

Find a couple who already have a small child. Lecture them on how they can
improve their discipline, patience, tolerance, toilet training and child's
table manners. Suggest many ways they can improve. Emphasize to them that
they should never allow their children to run wild. Enjoy this experience.
It will be the last time you will have all the answer


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rofl nice test jib.

Now i am 10000% sure i dont want kids biggrin.gif

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Onion

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oh good god... is it too late to change my mind?

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take your missus back to the shop, you kept the receipt right?

-- Edited by audiem at 20:12, 2007-05-28

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welcome to the parenting  hood  rom
hehehe well true but its fun
furst year  hmmmm rage.gif well thats wat i think tho
but when they going to walk and talk then the fun part begin 
  
 

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gydion wrote:

welcome to the parenting  hood  rom
hehehe well true but its fun
furst year  hmmmm rage.gif well thats wat i think tho
but when they going to walk and talk then the fun part begin 
  
 



Hehe so you and devon start all over again. An other first year for you 2 biggrin



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Good and bad Im afraid.
Baby was delivered by CS yesterday 4 weeks early but seems to be doing ok now, Mum has lost tons of blood and is in intensive care....

Hope to see you all soon.
Rom.

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Holy **** Hope everything works out fine in the end
Wish you and especially the misses and kid (boy or girl?) all the strength

-- Edited by Martijn at 21:09, 2007-09-21

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ditto - thoughts are with you and your family mate.



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grats and eek matey, hope everything work out.
My best wishes for everything

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I hope your wife gets better soon so you can both enjoy your new child together, all the best to you and yours, take care mate /hug

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Wielder of the sunglasses

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grats rom, hope everything works out

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Baby is still fine, fed him this morning which was ace.
Mum has had another op and is back in intensive. They have now given her odds for survival but fotunatley they are in her favour.

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thats good to hear izzi /hug
and with odds in her favour im sure mum will be fine soon.

so grats daddy

whats the name ?

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Onion

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We have a Baby boy

Benjamin Joseph Williams

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Congrats on the baby boy Rom :)
Once again wish all of you all the strength, and best

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why didnt you call it Romizzi Jr? :)

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Because he's too good looking for me to burden him with association with me :)

Mum is stable and showing small signs of improvment.
There is talk of waking her tomorrow, hopefully she can see baby for the first time by the end of the week.

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Thats great news mate, theres light at the end of the tunnel eh? great news

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Hi Rom. Great to hear about the new family member, so sorry to hear about your other half. Hope she makes a full recovery soon, and you have all the joys of bringing up a mon.... small lovable child together :P

~Z~
(forever single!)

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Hey Rom, just read about all that. Hope everything is ok now. All the best to the three of you!

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