mmm ok and u thought i wouldn't respond to that right.....

reasons it's great to be a girl\woman.

We got off the Titanic first.

Our boyfriend's clothes make us look gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the female figure in a computer game.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

We have the ability to dress ourselves.

We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

We'll never regret piercing our ears.

We have enough SENSE to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions

 We can fake orgasms.

We get into nightclubs cheaper.

We get free drinks in bars.

We live longer, so we inherit the mens money, house and life insurance.

We dont get beer bellies, facial hair or prostate problems.

We can get pissed just a few pints.

Its ok to like boybands, musicals, soppy movies without questioning our sexuality.

Men love gay women.

Car insurance is cheaper for women.

We’ve never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

We can see a male stripper without being called a pervert.

Its ok to cry.

Chocolate always makes us feel better.

Angry outbusts can be blamed on PMS.

If we forget to shave, we just wear trousers (pants).

We’re NOT men. 

Condoms make no significant difference in your enjoyment of sex.

When women are short, we’re petite, when men are short, they’re just short.

Our friends don’t pick on us if we arent sleeping with anyone.

We have better fashion sense.

We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return.

Our brains are larger and NOT in our genitalia.

Women have more than one erogenous zone (in case you guys didnt know)

PMS is a legal defense for murder.

greetings alas

its easyer for a man to walk down the street loking like a tramp

we dont have to worry about r nails

u can fart with out ur m8s looking at u like ur some sort of beast

u can sleep around and get congratulated for it

just a few i thought of prob more wen i wake up

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Originally posted by: alastrina
"mmm ok and u thought i wouldn't respond to that right.....   reasons it's great to be a girl\woman.

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Well accually i was counting on it :P. Saw some good one (i must admit )

alastrina wrote:

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Our boyfriend's clothes make us look gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

Not what i've been told

We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the female figure in a computer game.

Hmmm Antiara is very fond of Vincent Valentine :P

We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

Im very comfortable with my sexuality

We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

But you go bright red and die of embarresment

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p.s I couldnt read the greeness