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Martijn


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ok new one: man vs women
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Men
Pull up to ATM
Insert card
Enter PIN number and account
Take cash, card and receipt
Go!

Women
Pull up to ATM
Check makeup in rearview mirror
Shut off engine
Put keys in purse
Get out of car b/c you're too far from machine
Hunt for card in purse
Insert card
Enter PIN number
Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.
Hit "cancel"
Re-enter correct PIN number
Check balance
Look for envelope
Look in purse for pen
Make out deposit slip
Endorse checks
Make deposit
Study instructions
Make cash withdrawal
Get in car
Check makeup
Look for keys
Start car
Check makeup
Start pulling away
STOP
Back up to machine
Get out of car
Take card and receipt
Get back in car
Put card in wallet
Put receipt in checkbook
Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
Check makeup
Put car in gear, reverse
Put car in drive
Drive away from machine
Travel 3 miles
Release parking brake


 



-- Edited by Martijn at 20:31, 2005-04-11

-- Edited by Martijn at 20:35, 2005-04-11

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LLLOOOLLL

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Antiara Elfwood


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That's so not true! I don't even have to study the instructions for a sec, since i know how it works for well, atleast a year now. Grr... I'm so gonna counter this someday.

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Antiara Elfwood wrote:

That's so not true! I don't even have to study the instructions for a sec, since i know how it works for well, atleast a year now. Grr... I'm so gonna counter this someday.


Mmm's have u countered this yet Antiara if so point me to the topic please


Hehe very funny marty



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starkeys been necro posting I see

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Antiara Elfwood


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Well, no... But I´m soooo gonna any day now. *Nod nod* (Well.. I hope.)

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Well i think necro posting is better than any other necro activities i could engage with /halo

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Antiara Elfwood


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Ehrm.. Do I want details? *Smiley spam*



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Rofl probly not /halo /hides corpse of Antiara Elfwood

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