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alastrina


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Hello all.


Here is a basic translation of man when they talk.


This is to get u stared at the task of understanding man,don't think anyone ever succeeded but if u do let me know.



  1. I am hungry = I am hungry
  2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
  3. I am tired = I am tired
  4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
  5. I love you = Let’s have sex now
  6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
  7. What’s wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question
  8. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
  9. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you
  10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you
  11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
  12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
  13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 minutes
  14. Let’s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I’d like to have sex with you
  15. I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I’m gay

Alas



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Martijn


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Well if i read this i dont think men are hard to understand And if u made the list then u understand them quite well

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if u swaped em round thats how to understand a women

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alastrina


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k k i'll be nice :) and help u along


here is the women translation this is a secret so don't pass it along



  1. Yes = No
  2. No = Yes
  3. Maybe = No
  4. We need = I want…
  5. I am sorry = You’ll be sorry
  6. We need to talk = I need to complain
  7. Sure, go ahead = I don’t want you to
  8. Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later
  9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron
  10. Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you’re dead
  11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
  12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
  13. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
  14. It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
  15. You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
  16. I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

now i shouldn't have done that.


 



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Devon


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I remain silent :D


 



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Life makes so much more sense now....

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Rofl, Yeah. It's settled.. I'll die by laughing someday. I laughed atleast 5 mins for this one. (yeah yeah. maybe I'm mad, but I really liked to laugh that much. Urge to read it again.. Rising.. )

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