The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them
- William Clayton

If the last 3 (edit* 5) replies on a thread are your own, then accept its death and move on

Jibblett

-- Edited by Jibblett at 14:31, 2006-01-03

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, talks like a duck, it probably needs a little more time in the microwave
- Lori Dowdy

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
-- Elayne Boosler

Nixy wrote:

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audiem wrote:
War is Not about who is right, its about who is left

-I forget the guys name


Winston Churchill?

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I think it was Confucius, who was similar to Churchill, but preferred a pipe to cigars and kept getting his V sign the wrong way round, much to everyones embarrassment.

A friend hears the words you say,
a true friends reads the feels in between the words,                                                                                     and when together with a true friend ,                                                                                                      and you're are feeling down
words are not needed.

-unknown

-- Edited by alastrina at 19:10, 2006-01-21

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...BUT a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

Aim for nothing, and you'll hit it every time.

...very well put


Accipere quam facere praestat injuriam


and just so no-one thinks I am going all boring and intellectual in my old age..

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such
- Homer

-- Edited by Jibblett at 09:45, 2006-01-26

" i tryed to take my driving exam with out a valid id"

- Alastrina

Since im being quoted :D and more quotes are from dead ppl :P

Were all dead man on leave.

-Eugene levine "man in dark times"

 

rofl nice one pendarric

Either I'm on a roll or should have quit while I was ahead.

Ode to Returning Rugs:

Just made 10 million creds on a rug
But my buyer will soon feel like a mug
He'll say lots of expletives
When he finds that adhesives
Are returning once they've fixed the bug

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father
- Wendy Leibman