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Sage

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Date: Oct 25, 2005
Got a fly problem?


Using a razor blade, carefully split a match. Make sure that you leave some of the sulphur, it will be the nice nose on your plane.

Build your plane by gluing the small wood chips together – the wing – crossed over the rest of the match. If you feel like it (it’s not necessary) you can use some of the leftovers to build a nice tail. You can also build a bigger wing of lightwood, in this way you can fit even more engines. Use your imagination!

Catch a couple of flies (this is the hard part of the game...). Put them in a glass pot. Put the pot in the freezer. In a couple of seconds the flies will be deep cold. I think it’s called “cryogenics” or something like that. Not important. The important thing is that you don’t cool down your engines too much -it will kill them. A good trick and workaround is to put them in the refrigerator instead. It takes more time, but when you finally have caught enough engines it could be wise to be careful with them.

While you’re waiting for your engines being enough cold and stiff, drop some contact glue on the places where you want to place you engines.

Take out your flies from the refrigerator/freezer. Place them on the prefitted glue pools.

Breathe warm on the flies. A miracle is happening! Your flies that were frozen a moment ago are now coming back to life again!

Start the plane. If you've done correctly it will work fine and you haven’t been cruel to the flies either! Lean back and enjoy watching the happy flies playing around with the plane! Because even if all flies look the same, eat the same ****, and are being eaten by the same kind of birds, they never experienced something like this before!



-- Edited by Jibblett at 13:00, 2005-10-25

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/thinks We need to find Jib a proper hobby... or a girl

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Should I point out that Ish seems to reply to all of Jibb's posts, so he probably spends as much time here...

Just saying....

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Umm, errr..... my only defence is that Jib CRAFTS and clearly spends a lot of time on his posts...

I just gibber for a bit

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Sage

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Date: Oct 26, 2005

/blush


That sounded like a compliment


thank you!



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Wow, you mustn't get many compliments if you thought that was one

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Sage

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No, none actually


thanks for mentioning it though



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Awwwww, I think you're a .... a ......

Doh, no, sorry mate, just can't do it

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*looks at Ish with expectant expression*

*tries to hide innate dissapointment*

*hopes to get a compliment one day.. maybe soon.. it is nearly xmas*

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