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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD


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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's **** ... that's right, ****!
**** may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get ****-faced, Be ****-out-of-luck, Or have **** for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your **** together, find a place for your
****, or be asked to **** or get off the pot.
You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****,
and tell others to eat ****.
Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference between
**** and shineola.
There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s, and crazy ****s.
There is bull ****, horse ****, and chicken ****.
You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the ****, or duck when the
**** hits the fan.
You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****.
Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****, and some
days are just plain ****ty.
Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times
when you feel like ****.
You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong ****
or a lot of weird ****.
You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up **** creek
without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall in a
bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of
the English language.
And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know anything
else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a ****; or not do so if you don't
give a ****!
Well, ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a
**** and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of ****.
But, if you happened to catch a load of **** from some ****-head...........
Well, **** Happens!!!



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gotta love the forum profanity filter.

the missing word is sheep btw

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lol it isnt sheep :P

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Starky's cool name when he comes up with one

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bugger i should of known that would happen

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As the word has only 4 letters..... it cant be sheep.... must be Jibb then.

Add it instead of the **** it fits everywhere :P


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Nilky wrote:

As the word has only 4 letters..... it cant be sheep.... must be Jibb then.

Add it instead of the **** it fits everywhere :P




THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's Jibb ... that's right, Jibb!
Jibb may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can get Jibb-faced, Be Jibb-out-of-luck, Or have Jibb for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your Jibb together, find a place for your
Jibb, or be asked to Jibb or get off the pot.
You can smoke Jibb, buy Jibb, sell Jibb, lose Jibb, find Jibb, forget Jibb,
and tell others to eat Jibb.
Some people know their Jibb, while others can't tell the difference between
Jibb and shineola.
There are lucky Jibbs, dumb Jibbs, and crazy Jibbs.
There is bull Jibb, horse Jibb, and chicken Jibb.
You can throw Jibb, sling Jibb, catch Jibb, shoot the Jibb, or duck when the
Jibb hits the fan.
You can give a Jibb or serve Jibb on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep Jibb or be happier than a pig in Jibb.
Some days are colder than Jibb, some days are hotter than Jibb, and some
days are just plain Jibbty.
Some music sounds like Jibb, things can look like Jibb, and there are times
when you feel like Jibb.
You can have too much Jibb, not enough Jibb, the right Jibb, the wrong Jibb
or a lot of weird Jibb.
You can carry Jibb, have a mountain of Jibb, or find yourself up Jibb creek
without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to Jibb and other times you fall in a
bucket of Jibb and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of
the English language.
And remember, once you know your Jibb, you don't need to know anything
else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a Jibb; or not do so if you don't
give a Jibb!
Well, Jibb, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a
Jibb and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of Jibb.
But, if you happened to catch a load of Jibb from some Jibb-head...........
Well, Jibb Happens!!!


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Starky's cool name when he comes up with one

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lol good one :)

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lol


 



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